i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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