People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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