She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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