Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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