fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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