when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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