either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
FUCK WHALES
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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