im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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