just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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