I wanna bring you to show and tell
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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