So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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