didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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