Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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