White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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