I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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