Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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