oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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