my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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