Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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