dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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