I hate your face
my vag is so smooth its legendary
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I have aggressive nipples.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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