She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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