she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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