so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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