Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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