she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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