you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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