Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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