ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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