Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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