Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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