apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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