Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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