i barfeds in our rink
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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