i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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