They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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