But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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