The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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