the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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