No, you can still breathe under the balls.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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