If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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