I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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