Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
FUCK WHALES
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