yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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