I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want a musical about memes.
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