And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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