her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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