How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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