But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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