My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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