the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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