like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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